"Attendance at Benazir Bhutto's eighth death anniversary proved conclusively yet again that she continues to command veneration, love, within the masses."
"Indeed, and there are some analysts who say that her son is increasingly taking over the reins of the party."
"I thought Zardari sahib was her heir."
"Don't be facetious - Zardari sahib was her heir when her son was not an adult but now the situation is different."
"I am a visual sort of person - I was watching the photographs displayed behind the speakers at the anniversary and while BB's picture predominated yet Z A Bhutto's picture was the same size as Zardari sahib's and right next to him was the picture of his sister..."
"Well, that contract was given to a Zardi!"
"Don't be facetious. And another thing all those who delivered a speech during the occasion were okayed by Zardari sahib."
"I don't understand."
"None of them was actually elected, other than the Qaim (steadfast)."
"Ah yes, the rest were all senators who were so honoured by Zardari sahib - and I am referring to Aitzaz Ahsan, Rehman Malik..."
"Speaking of RM could he please be instructed to stop speaking in badly accented English - I mean it's embarrassing..."
"It's not as if the crowd would have known. But Raja Rental was at the podium too..."
"A man who didn't win the elections from his constituency in 2013 and this in spite of his investing a huge amount of our tax money in his constituency just before elections - a feat that he was able to undertake as he was the PM at the time."
"Let that be a lesson to Mian sahib with respect to his farm package and his youth package and his..."
"Got it, but did you notice that apart from Bilawal and Qaim all the others were Punjabis?"
"That's my theory: we Punjabis are the easiest to make into sycophants."
"Really I offer you 100 rupees to trash Zardari sahib."
"We are easy but we certainly aren't cheap!"
"Ha ha."
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